I shall see this land's demise with you

easied:

photoshop is the reason i have trust issues

andrewgiggles:

cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers 

kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

cakejam:

when there’s no food in the fridge

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ghostgif:

*walks into school*

[APPLAUSE]

drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too 

enemaroberts:

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe