I shall see this land's demise with you

lameborghini:

i apologize for every joke i have ever tried to make

Typical school day

180mph:

Me: *bench presses the teacher*

Teacher: Put me down

teshima-junta:

do you ever look at your url and go “hell yeah”

pizzaforpresident:

All of my dad’s texts are poetry to me

pizzaforpresident:

All of my dad’s texts are poetry to me

copy and paste yourself into my bed

jawnsolo:

leaving your room when people are over

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katara:

why do people have replies disabled…who do you think you are…I have things to say 

happynervosa:

I have the eye of the tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo

spenceromg:

Nothing gives me more anxiety

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lameboob:

augustus waters. augustus fires. augustus earths. augustus airs. the fault in our elements